An Open Question on Yahoo Discussion.

Posted by James Dean(TAKE NOTE OF THIS NAME! DO NOT BE CONNED)
I've been dating two girls at the same time and have been finishing inside them...?
thinking that it was okay. Now I have two girls pregnant and can't affort(afford) the abortions. Is there a place where I can send them for free abortions?

This question actually looked pretty interesting and I was anticipating the different solutions to be provided by the rest of the Net-ers(new coined word!). And of course, like any other invitation to a question/contest/competition or whatever, you get brilliant answers, and the totally bullshitting replies too.

Brilliant Answer no.1 :
By Captain:
You need to be asking questions about child support. That was more than one dumb mistake. You have to space screw ups like that out.
(This is enlightenment! No, really.)

Brilliant(and quite mature) Answer no. 2:
By Rich A:
Don't kill the babies just because you are irresponsible. Put them up for adoption. There are many married couples who would love to have children but are unable to do so. If you really go forward with the abortions you will be haunted for the rest of your life. Let your conscience be your guide.
(Yes see how much he has your future and mental state in mind. And you should really heed them cause he's just given one of the best solutions!)

Idiotic Answer
By 8=====D:
I have a feeling your kids are gonna grow up to be criminals if they are born. To prevent that just ask your parents for some money. That will be better for all of us in the long run. Good luck
(And I have a feeling this kinda answer is never needed. Killing lives because you think they'll grow to be criminals. You freaking pessimist! Feeling lah, you think you fortune teller ah?)

Angsty Answer:
By lolita C:
do you think playing with girls is so easy like that?that you can get them pregnant and just dump them away like a magic?do you think abortion is the best way to solve your problems?dont you feel guilty ?you should be.
(Must have experienced it. Haha Joking! Seriously.)

Heh. I really love the adoption answer~. Lalala. I m off to see the doctor! Havent been coming in contact with apples enough.